How to make a PB&JOKE ARTICLE

How To Make A Peanut butter And Jelly Sandwich My Way (Joke Article)

By: Oliver Frederick Giles

Step 1. Get newly sharpened meat clever (in place of butter knife)

Step 2. Gen a barrel of peanut butter (in place of can)

Step 3. Get jelly mixed with yellow toxic paint (in place of jelly)

Step 4. Get 2 MASSIVE stone slabs (in place of bread)

Step 5. Put peanut butter on meat cleaver, and then spread on stone slabs.

Step 6. Put jelly paint mixture on meat clever and spread on stone slabs.

Step 7. TRY to eat it.

WARNING: IF YOU ACTAULY EAT IT, YOU WILL MOST LIKELY DIE.