HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SCHOOL TEXT BOOKS JOKE ARTICLE 9999999

How To Take Care Of Your School Text Books (JOKE! DON’T REALLY  DO ANY OF THIS STUFF!)

By: Oliver Frederick Giles

Step 1. Get your least favorite school textbook (one you hate.)

Step 2. Aquire a super powerful shredder.

Step 3. Rip out all pages from book and put them in the shredder.

Step 4. Take those shredded scraps and burn them up in a real wood burning fireplace.

Step 5. Take the burnt scraps and put them in a sink that is full of water .

Step 6. Eat the scraps.

WARNING: YOU EITHER WILL PROBABALY EITHER BE EXPELLED OR SUSPENDED